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THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING ON HALLOWEEN!




( lol pic )

"Sometimes I wish shoelaces could see into your soul!"

"I'm a shark, I'm a shark, Suck my dick, I'm a shark."

"Sometimes when clowns find love, they migrate to the south."

Ellie: "DUDE, IM SO WHITE RAP LIKE HILLTOP HOODS!" *starts rapping*
Pheobe: "Oh, fer sure."
Ellie: "NONONO, WAIT! I'M BLISS N ESO!"
Phoebe: "How the fuck are you Bliss n Eso?!"
Ellie: "COZ I'M BLISSING ESO!"

"You're gonna shit a cactus!"

"We're just a another card in the deck of reality, but cows don't eat grass in the morning!"


Yeah, thats pretty much why I love her.

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i like being me. i remember things when i get drunk.

can someone answer my question?!


yahoo answers has become my new favourite website.  too many girls going "OmGZZZZZ I HAF A COF WUS RONG WIT MEEE!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!!/1!!!!?!1/1//1/1?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!" 
and thats were i come in.

"its aids.
lol."

is my usual response to them. 
and then they freak out more.
xD.
oh i'm terrible.

i'm not at school atm, because:
a) i've got wicked diahorrea. 
b) i don't want to go to hospitality.

ugggh. i feel dreadful.
i might leave this as is.
too-rah!

ps: if you want to be my email penpal - send me a private message <3

 

there are a few new truths i have learnt about myself tonight.
1) i am FUCKING TERRIFIED OF CLOWNS.
2. if scared enough, i will actually wet myself (this happened at least... 3 times tonight. i was humiliated. thank fuck i was wearing black.)
3. if terrified, i will cling to the closest male.
4. the joker does not scare me.
5. i think burlesque is a definite possibilty for a future career

happy halloween guiz!
I'm going to movieworld tonight... whenever jess gets here.
I'll be dressing up like WEDNESDAY ADDAMS.
yes.
this girl.

Simon and I where talking about this girl he likes and i was being the good man. telling him to sleep with her...
then this happened:


(8:21 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): is this girl a virgin?
(8:21 PM) Simon:Yeh she is
(8:21 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): SHIT.
Don't sleep with her!
EVER
(8:22 PM) Simon: Why not then?
(8:22 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): TEETH
(8:22 PM) Simon: Lol
(8:22 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): It's a well known fact that all virgins have teeth in their vagoos
(8:22 PM) Simon: Lol hymans?
(8:22 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): No.
TEETH
Full on motherfucking teeth
It's prolly bitten her when she masturbates
(8:23 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): thats why she wants THE SEX
(8:23 PM) Simon: Okay....
(8:23 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): *raises beer bottle*
and thats the truth
cheers
(8:24 PM) Simon: If you say so
(8:24 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): srsly
(8:24 PM) Simon: But i like this girl
(8:24 PM) Spetsnaz ( - ): Do you not care about the scary teeth
dude
they'd bite your fucking penis off
(8:25 PM) Simon: Rightio then :p


I lol'd.

*insert nan taylor laugh*